Gobsmacked you are at a 450 post count   Happy Birthdate! A few things I have noticed at my spring chicken age; The older you are, the earlier you get up The older you are, less the need for getting shit faced The older you are, the more you ponder wasted time whilst not noticing the time you are wasting thinking of that wasted time...  The older you are, more likely you are married - no hot lustful animal sex and you like having your length dyson'd? Go find a whore...... The older you are............Well, I am sure Varp, Tongeh and Jell can 'fill' in the rest.....   Well, looking at the above, thank fook I have a few years to catch up on you    Hope you had a good one, Swifts |