Nude Butting Alert
Stygia is under curfew tonight after reports of semi-naked men racing around headbutting quest mobs.. The Chicken Handler had this to say....
"well I was minding me own business, down a backstreet trying to find my cock.. some random guy starts on me for no reason...
just leaps out with a sword and shield for Sets sake! Anyway.. one-on-one, no problem, reckon I woulda taken him..
but all of a sudden, a local, and some pale faced Cimmerian, leap out half bloody naked and proceed to headbutt me?!
Well of course I never stood a chance!"
Eyewitness reports indicate the two men ran off laughing towards a group of innocent chickens and continued the assault, before one of the men ran into a nearby dwelling and began to beat his head on the wall, which promptly collapsed. Local militia want to speak to an unknown Arcane user, thought to be the one responsible for summoning the two assailants. Militia officers would also like to speak to a 'Mr Pokearse' and someone called 'Tongue', in relation to this matter.
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